4 great flavors
: Google Gulp products
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Glutamate Grape – Why drink plain
grape juice when you can stimulate your ionotropic and metabotropic
receptors and groove to a sugar high? Enhancing your learning
and memory functions never sounded sweeter. (Note: excessive
amounts of glutamate can cause neuronal damage, so drink responsibly.) |
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Sugar-Free Radical – Will this antioxidant-rich,
low-cal beverage keep you young forever? The results of studies
to date haven't been definitive, but hey, if you stay thin
enough, you'll look good whether or not the theory of free
radicals turns out to be correct. |
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Beta Carroty – Want to be healthy
without actually going so far as to eat (shudder) vegetables?
Get your daily pick-me-up dose of cancer-fighting carotenoids
with this smooth, not all chalky morning smoothie. |
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Sero-Tonic Water – Just try to stay
down once your synapses get a blast of this bubbly concoction
whose refreshing blend of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors
is perfect for those moments when all your other beverage
options just seem soooo depressing. |
Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness
for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your
usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base
of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded,
massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt,
who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked
in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally
identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google
Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be
given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker
pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party,
ever, we swear. See our Privacy
Policy.
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Google gulp introduction
From forest to freezer : history
4 great flavors
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