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You'll begin your Google Romance romance by uploading your profile.
Note: those who generally favor the “throw enough stuff at the wall” approach to online dating might find it useful to employ our Batch Profile Uploading option.
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When you do a Soulmate Search, your deeply personal and potentially
life-altering search results are produced solely by computer algorithm, without
human intervention of any kind.
Note: depending on your personality, you may or
may not find this reassuring.
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It's important to all of us on the Google Romance team that the
ads you see during your Contextual Date be useful and enjoyable, not intrusive
and annoying.
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Your Contextual Date will begin with drinks at a participating
upscale neighborhood bistro. Don't forget that Google
Mobile offers numerous opportunities for impressing your
date with quick references to news headlines, factoids
and tidbits.
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As part of our effort to make your romantic endeavors
more useful and relevant, we can collect information
about your Contextual Dating habits in order to focus
every aspect of your Contextual Date on your (and your
potential soulmate's) particular strengths and weaknesses,
likes and dislikes, turn-ons and turn-offs.
Note: We only amass, data-crunch and wield your
Personal Contextual Dating History with your permission, and when you're signed
in to your Google Account.
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We're constantly working to improve the quality of your Contextual
Dating results. If you encounter inaccurate, disappointing or otherwise cosmically
unfair romantic results that you'd like to bring to our attention, please submit
a report here.
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Got pressing questions about your Contextual Date?
More than 500 carefully screened Contextual Dating Advisors
are ready to answer your question for as little as $2.50
(per minute), usually within 24 hours and conceivably
much, much sooner, depending on your levels of personal
desperation and financial werewithal and the quality
of your GPS signal and mobile plan.
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And you'll live happily, and contextually, ever after.
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